Friday, March 26, 2010

Should someone else be in the White House?

I mean, come on, look at the pool of candidates:

Florida Vampire to Run For President (?!?!)
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/15/20100315vampire-running-for-president.html
I guess we could expect some draconian measures if he gets into office. Seriously, though, if he ran his own little territory, it would be a bonanza for the FBI because it would draw a huge number of pedophiles together and they could capture the bunch of them in one operation. Do you think the "Virgin" Islands would give up one piece of land for awhile?

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